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When dogs are so ugly they’re cute… 
These dogs probably belong to the mafia. 

When dogs are so ugly they’re cute… 

These dogs probably belong to the mafia. 

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I think I’m getting the hang of things at work, but I’m still making little mistakes here and there. I forgot to ask a customer if they had or wanted a rewards card once or twice. I forgot how many ounces of sorbet go in a sorbet freeze. And in a great moment of stupidity I asked a customer if they wanted frosting on their ice cream. That sucked. I’m also pretty sure that the other employees are dumping all the shitty jobs on me because I’m new and think I “need to learn how to do this”. I had to change and clean out all the trash cans, clean out and clean the beverage and topping fridge and do a temperature chart for everything in the store. I guess it is actually stuff that I have to learn, but I hope they don’t make me do all of those things all the time. I’m also super scared about making a mistake at the register— that thing is actually way more confusing than I anticipated, with all sorts of promotions and cow card business and stuff. And I’ve been really paranoid about making a mistake with change too, since you have to count all the money at the end and make sure it is aligned with the sales you made that day. But overall I’m pretty happy with the new job. I like ice cream, and cows, and the smell (but not the taste) of coffee. So it should be good. 

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Capitalism says that a lobster is worth more than a crab, not nature. But the life of 7 crabs is worth more than 3 lobsters right? But how many shrimp would that be?

L’Avantage des mathematiques, c’est qu’il s’arrete la pensee.

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Why is one of my fuzzy socks missing? Why did I go to Taco Bell last night at 10:30? Why can’t I practice the piano until the cleaning lady leaves? Why is Downton Abbey over? Why does my headband keep falling off? Why do I have bad blood circulation? Why don’t I have Instant Noodle? Why did I skip Music History so much? Why did my parents have to find out? WHY CAN’T I PLAY THE ACCORDION?
*SquidGurl reads everything she just wrote and laughs* Silly girl. 

Why is one of my fuzzy socks missing? Why did I go to Taco Bell last night at 10:30? Why can’t I practice the piano until the cleaning lady leaves? Why is Downton Abbey over? Why does my headband keep falling off? Why do I have bad blood circulation? Why don’t I have Instant Noodle? Why did I skip Music History so much? Why did my parents have to find out? WHY CAN’T I PLAY THE ACCORDION?

*SquidGurl reads everything she just wrote and laughs* Silly girl. 

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Four new favorite things: Downton Abbey, dried pineapple, barsculpt and edamame! I already like edamame, but I just rediscovered it. And Fage (pronounced “Fa-yeh!” apparently) yogurt. I think I like honey the best, but I’m about to try blueberry. I used to be a Chobani person, but it’s kind of expensive, and a little thick for my taste. Then my mom started making her own yogurt, which is too liquidy…probably because she wasn’t doing it properly. Then I saw that they were selling Fage for only one dollar at Roche Bros. It was meant to be. I’m so frugal. 

I’m really into Downton Abbey now. Not just because I can use it to suck up to my English teacher. Early 20th century Gossip Girl. So great. 

The Paper Source is very squid-friendly. I also love their stationery. I will get my wedding invitations from there, for sure.

The Paper Source is very squid-friendly. I also love their stationery. I will get my wedding invitations from there, for sure.

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