meet awwwwl mah frandddzz

meet awwwwl mah frandddzz

French Guys Prank Sarah Palin!!!!

Hahaha T-Squid just showed this to me, thank goodness it’s fake: http://www.whitepowermilk.com/

just got a bag of espresso bark from work.

that means i’m happy. i’m also happy because i just saw a ton of mary and matthew from downton abbey gifs. :’) 

on the walk from my car to school today, there was half a bunny in the field. dead. with all its innards everywhere. i didn’t have much time to dwell on it though, because i was late for double block calc. 

YES! 

My background. I enjoy.

My background. I enjoy.

So ready for college. 

My English teacher played Paranoid Android, another song on this album, in class today, which made me happy. Unfortunately Tumblr is annoying and won’t let me upload a song that is more than 10 MB, so I can’t upload it, because it’s 15.5 MB. But this is a different song from the same album, that creeped me out a lot at first. But I’ve grown to like it. It’s only 4.8 MB. 

Avocado smoothies are probably my favorite thing ever. I already ate a ton today, but I don’t even care that I just made myself one, because they are that good. I think my grandmother is the person to have first made me one, and I am eternally grateful for that. That, and 11 years of helping me with the piano. 
They are pretty easy to make, but I don’t know the exact measurements. I just eyeball it:
1 avocado (duh)
Condensed Milk— I’d say around five tablespoons, but I really don’t know.
Milk (optional)
For a more yogurt-y texture, I’d skip the milk. And adjust the amount of condensed milk you add, depending on how strong your sweet tooth is. 
I’m guessing most squids make a yucky face when they first read the words “avocado smoothie”, but I promise they are spectacular, so TRY IT! 

Avocado smoothies are probably my favorite thing ever. I already ate a ton today, but I don’t even care that I just made myself one, because they are that good. I think my grandmother is the person to have first made me one, and I am eternally grateful for that. That, and 11 years of helping me with the piano. 

They are pretty easy to make, but I don’t know the exact measurements. I just eyeball it:

1 avocado (duh)

Condensed Milk— I’d say around five tablespoons, but I really don’t know.

Milk (optional)

For a more yogurt-y texture, I’d skip the milk. And adjust the amount of condensed milk you add, depending on how strong your sweet tooth is. 

I’m guessing most squids make a yucky face when they first read the words “avocado smoothie”, but I promise they are spectacular, so TRY IT! 

WATCH! 

When dogs are so ugly they’re cute… 
These dogs probably belong to the mafia. 

When dogs are so ugly they’re cute… 

These dogs probably belong to the mafia. 

(Source: hideyourbones)